I'm worried that this range of Ku Klux Klan clothing isn't selling as well as they could, so I hope they don't mind that I've put together a bit of copy for them to try out in their next round of advertising:
Afraid you're not projecting the correct mix of hatred and racial purity to mark yourself out as a winner in the evolutionary race? Worried that you're neighbours and colleagues see you as a friend of the black man? Then buy yourself a piece of stylish KKK clothing. Kit out the whole family, from ages 3 months (for the baby racist) to 300 years (for the grandpa that can't count). Buy now and receive a free pitchfork.
Or all us right-on liberals could buy them in a fit of post-modern irony:
"Ooo, Stefan, look at this post-modern ironic T-shirt I bought yesterday from a Christian website. It's so taboo, but it's ok because I love black people. Word up, nigger."